Bastard Alias the Romantic

Today’s needull is a beautiful short story published in Granta by Yuri Herrera.

Oh please, oh please, oh please
May he, the drunken me
May he, the dumbfuck me
May he, the me who never ever ever knows where shit is
May he have saved one
Just one

Lubricated or corrugated
Colored or flavored
Magnum or tight-fit
Oh please
Holy Saint of horndogs
Grant me just one condom

The complete story

Yuri Herrera – Granta